nikita bags

soft filmy plastic shopping bags (aka; urban tumbleweeds)

here is one sure to be rejected, because it requires a bit of imagination!...

having developed a rigid system of 'control' for my rapidly growing collection of plastic shopping bags due to being terrified of being buried (AND suffocated!) under them, i 'hearkened' back to the 1950s'; where russian premier nikita kruschev once stated: "WE WILL BURY YOU"!!, referring to the russian/american situation. -ALMOST about as scary as amassing these bags and having them 'float' anywhere and everywhere!!

john had to get control of his nikita bags, he couldn't have one landing on top of the baby's HEAD!

the nikita bag got caught on john's corvette tailpipe and proceeded to melt and stink!

jim, the marine biologist reached into the tortoises' throat and pulled out a nikita bag

the guy who wrote the definition of nikita bags needs one held over his head for a few minutes!!

by michael foolsley September 6, 2011

dual air bags

A women's bra that uses a pair of air-filled vinyl bladders to produce the illusion of larger breasts and tighter cleavage.

"Man, she's got a nice rack."
"Yeah, but it's all in her dual air bags"

by SmokeyBehr February 27, 2008

Bangs

guns.

Freaks Is Blastin' Bangs At These Plastic Gangs.

by Anonymous January 31, 2003

Bangster

A ganster that bangs a lot .

Oskar is a Bangster .

He is so gangster , & he banged brenda last night .

by ylimeeee May 2, 2009

skull bags

a chick wuith tits so big, it hurts your kneck when she rests them on your head

I was sitting there minding my own business at the titty baR, when all of a suddon some chick plopped her tits on my head so hard it hurt my kneck

by Big Nation March 28, 2003

Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.

"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"

by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009

macdonalds bangs

when someone has their hair parted in the middle, but then they have bangs that stick up and curve in the shape of the golden arches. (an M)
generally stays that way because someone has incredibly greasy hair or enjoys the use of hair gel.

geoff: woah look the golden arches
jim: nono thats just carole's macdonalds bangs!

by mickdicks July 10, 2011