shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.
Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
by nugzda51st July 5, 2025
Get the british islamic academymug. The action of waving at someone as you walk over the road if they stop for you. Is often performed at (zebra crossings) in Britain. Despite it being law to stop there for someone it is mandatory that we say thank you for obiding the law.
Friend #1 I saw Sheila doing the (British hand movement) again as she crossed the road again.
Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.
Friend #2 Oh yeah she’s from England.
Friend #1 K then.
by Hitmewithyourcar April 21, 2019
Get the (British hand movement)mug. The act of making brutal love to a person with red hair so incredibly aggressively that their hair turns white
“Did you root that ranga from the club last night”
“Yeah bro I even gave her the The British Tye Dye”
“Yeah bro I even gave her the The British Tye Dye”
by The Unofficial President August 6, 2024
Get the The British Tye Dyemug. by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019
Get the British Wigmug. The place where we had climbing walls in PE, plastic chairs, programmable moving bees, PE cones, TA's which once had bees in their house and they had an accent, the alphabet on the walls, "golden time", Star of the Week certificates, bookbags, wooden bench balance beam things, assembly, paper towels, star smileys, yellow plastic cups, pen licenses, colored plastic cabinets, staedtler noris pencils and the terms "floating" "bubbles" and other waterlike terms
*In a british primary school*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*
year 3: Miss, am i allowed to play with the year 6s?
Miss Tille: No, no mixing with other bubbles.
another year 3: What is this, the sea? I'm sick of "water words".
Miss Tille: ER!!! Five, four, three, two, one. *clap clap clapclap clap*
Class: *clap clap clapclap clap*
*A kid walks to get his book*
Miss Tille: No floating! Back to your seat!
Kid: But i was tr-
Miss Tille: SHH! No star smiley sticker for you.
Another kid: *programs bee to go into class 3*
Kid 3: Shoo bee!
Bee bot: meep beep
TA: reminds me of when bees buzzed in the chimney
*A kid programs bee to enter the library*
*Meemeep*
by ShhShhShh July 18, 2023
Get the British primary schoolmug. Let’s get some thing cleared up;
We don’t always drink tea and we don’t constantly meet the queen.
Not everyone is posh either ok got that ok goof
Right here’s an example:
We don’t always drink tea and we don’t constantly meet the queen.
Not everyone is posh either ok got that ok goof
Right here’s an example:
Is he British?
by Hdhdislwlsjdbejjxhs March 9, 2023
Get the Britishmug. British thugs are commonly found in north Western Europe and love tea, crumpets, and broken disgusting teeth. One example of this is Hudson William dire Whoretown, who perfectly is described by this description.
by That’s1right2deron6ans8ay January 29, 2024
Get the British thugsmug.