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teddy beer

A beer kept on the bedside table for drinking while falling asleep/lounging in bed. Can really be nice after a tough day at work, or when you're sick/hungover.
Oh, fuck! I'm so hungover right now. How'd this beer wind up next to me? OOOOHHHHH, TEDDY BEER!
by TallJester August 1, 2016
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queer for beer

A drunk who will do anything for alcohol, more specifically beer. Most alcoholics wind up sucking cock for booze at one point or another in their lifetime.
Tom isn't normally a faggot but his alcohol problem makes him queer for beer between paychecks.
by Omegaman985 February 6, 2017
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beer bulimia

Disorder where the alcohol consumer always throws up after a night of partying; not once in a while, but every time.
Damn it! I can't drink without throwing up. I think I have beer bulimia. Oh well, I guess I won't have a beer gut then.
by hellokitty117 January 20, 2008
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daddy beers

Drinking beers with another dad untill some young lady calls us daddy.

Daddy beers Laws
1. No Valatie
2. No cocaine
3. No fat chicks

More laws to follow
We are going out for daddy beers… I’m telling you right now I’m only going out for a couple
by Daddy123456689 April 22, 2023
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beer vegan

A person who drinks craft beer and just needs to talk about it
Craft beer: hey what you drinking ?

“ oh it’s a bud”
Craft beer: why do you drink that? Can you even get that with hints of apricot?
“ easy there beer vegan”
Craft beer: pff
by Grassseed July 14, 2018
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Beer bidet

The act of tossing a mug of beer at a friend's posterior region while he is urinating in public, mooning, or just happens to have the area overly exposed.
The other night my drunk buddy was taking a leak off the balcony and had his pants around his ankles, so we gave him a beer bidet.
by Alviethestud January 26, 2010
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Beer Lesbians

When beer/alcohol makes two people laugh and giggle together like little school girls, excluding everyone else from their new found drunken friendship.
Hey Nate, quit being beer lesbians with Mike. I'm getting bored over here!
by MasterJayman "JUSTIN" November 23, 2010
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