Bitten by the bat

Phrase describing people who have temporarily turned to the dark side, like werewolves, vampires or Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde.

Occurs when a group of people drink anything with BACARDI in it.

Symptoms include thrill-seeking, risk-taking and being creatures of the night.

Often used as an excuse for people to do the daring things they always wanted, but never felt they should.

Let me get this straight. You flew to Las Vegas, won £100,000 in a celebrity poker game, met Peter Crouch, got invited to his wedding, got with one of the groomsmen, and then two of the bridesmaids, and only now you're ringing to tell me you might be late for work?

What can I say? Bitten by the bat.

by The Bat7 July 4, 2011

Bat-gump

simply a legend, a combination of reversal sprays and mind numbing stupidity.

bat-gump....dinna dinna dinna dinna bat-gump!!!!

by Bat-gump June 24, 2006

The bat signal

After successfully fucking hottie, flicker light switch 5 times letting Gotham city know you're the man.

After I fucked her I made sure everyone knew, so I gave them the bat signal.

by ferkyferk21 November 23, 2011

Sperm bat

A persons sperm flys away

As the man was mastabating he had a sperm bat "I've got a pet sperm bat"

by Downsindrome July 20, 2016

cock bats

CRABS! Little fuckin' crabs!

She may be hot, but dat bitch got cock bats son.

by Cockulous and Testacules April 24, 2009

Bat-caving

The act of sitting in ones room or bed completely instilled in darkness much before the time they plan on going to sleep. One who bat-caves often keeps them self occupied with a computer or videogame to play on. Music is not typically listened to by the bat caver and social conversation does not usually take place. It is described by common bat-cavers by relaxing, or "me time" to settle down. Bat caving is usually followed by whacking off and then going to sleep.

Guy 1: Why the fuck is it so dark in your room?
Guy 2: Im bat-caving, chill.
Guy 1: fucking weird-o.

by itchyisraeli October 28, 2012

bat shit

intj. 1. Said when one is displeased with a situation. A little less offensive than fuck, but not by much. 2. Said when something doesn't go as planned.

"Aw, bat shit!"

by SeanConnery November 17, 2002