Drive shaft

guy masturbating while driving...done intentionally to get caught by other motorists.

Ex 1: I was driving down the highway and was being paced by another car. You glance over and find out he was playing with his drive shaft going down the highway.

by Mortified Driver October 4, 2012

hard drive

This usually happens when you drive a '98 Ford Focus on some rocks...

Steve: Arg, this is a hard drive!
John: Are you trying to say my car's a box?

by OldTimeyJunk November 2, 2010

Diarrhea Driving

The act of driving a car real fast -- over speeding, exponentially at times.

"Hey *friend's name*, stop diarrhea driving!! I have a wife and kids to feed."

by theBundyCurse July 26, 2009

Self Drive

A 'self drive' is a name used by tv/film crews for a local actor that is a bit too big for there britches. Usually a 'self drive' is only a small part of the production. However they demand far too much attention, are hard to please and take themselves far too seriously. They are a general pain in the ass for the costume, hair, make-up, props department and assistant directors who try to assist them. They are far more trouble than the principle actors that are driven to work by a cast driver.

"Just who the hell does that actor think she is? I've altered her costume three times and she's still bitching. Fucking Self Drive."

"That Self Drive has caused me more grief in one day that the lead actors have in a month."

by two legs December 18, 2007

sick drive

The opposite of sex drive. It happens when you're sick and you can't really get aroused. You usually need to have a pretty bad cold or the flu to get it.

Dude 1: Dude! Last week I had the flu, and I missed work but I was really bored cuz I didn't feel like watching porn.

Dude 2: But dude, you're addicted to porn and you watch it at least 7 hours a day!

Dude 1: I know, but I had a sick drive instead of a sex drive.

Dude 2: Oh. Sorry dude. That sucks.

Dude 1: I know.

by THEBLOBMAN July 29, 2010

Baby drive by

When a man is giving oral sex to a women and he quickly, for one lick, moves his tongue from her vaginia to her anus

She loved that baby drive by

by Bigmafo June 25, 2016

Flash Drive

Operating a car in the nude.

How many flash drives did you see on the highway today?

by Mr. William Lumbergh July 16, 2013