by Aztlan Buster February 20, 2009

Guys I was going down on shealia last night and she had giant ape hangers! I got out of there as fast as I could
by Mstrhntr97 June 13, 2018

He also once pulled a pie out of his jacket pocket and proceeded to eat it in the middle of class. A full pie.
-"DM;AP"
Bob: "What'd you have for dessert?"
Tom: "Pie, what'd you have?"
Bob: "DM;AP"
-"DM;AP"
Bob: "What'd you have for dessert?"
Tom: "Pie, what'd you have?"
Bob: "DM;AP"
by Filling Enthusiast January 8, 2012

-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"
by Crackhead Professor January 20, 2022

A frame of mind that a high school student has after taken his/her Advanced Placement tests in early May, which dictates that the remainder of the semester no longer matters. Usually includes general indifference and cutting school to masterbate.
by FishmanFive May 9, 2007

he'll kill. end of story.
hey dawg, that shit is totally 100% alabama statuatory ape!
dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.
dude, i got that statuatory ape all over my taco.
by bucnasty. April 29, 2010

by Razzle Azzle November 14, 2003
