An indian girl with a crooked eye
by imaginebeingatoe June 17, 2022
Get the Alyssamug. A marshmellow who likes strawberrys and whipped cream. She tends to like boobies a lot and has a crush on yumiko.
by adelameldkmaelkdmalekng ijosnk November 23, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. A beautiful girl that is loved by all. She really likes food and is usually pretty weird. She enjoys being who she is and that's a fact.
Guy 1: Yo, did you see Alyssa Kancler in math class?
Guy 2: Yea dude, she ate 3 whole lemon Meringue pies.
Guy 1 : How did she do that bro?
Guy 2: idk dude.
Guy 2: Yea dude, she ate 3 whole lemon Meringue pies.
Guy 1 : How did she do that bro?
Guy 2: idk dude.
by Howdydoda April 21, 2019
Get the Alyssa Kanclermug. Girl that is bound to be with a man know as Ronald. Commonly known as a woman who bitched Owen atkins
by Bennidicto June 6, 2023
Get the Alyssamug. The type of person that gets mad at all the small things. Yells when things doesn’t go her way, and complains just because she loves attention. It gets worse. She smells bad, and has a bun that makes her look like Olive oil from Popeyes. Somehow, the color blue also looks green. If you find an Alyssa at a bar or anywhere else, make sure to run away
by Ksalami November 23, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. she is my best friend and she is a great person who deserves all the love in the world, thank you for existing You bitch . And yeah you’re sexy as fuck
by Janiswag November 20, 2021
Get the Alyssamug.