An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.
Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?
She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.
She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.
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Hey Alaska, also the name of a pathetic excuse for a band is the term used when describing a situation as shit or just plainly disappointing. It can also be used to describe bad decisions or to describe certain events.
During a night out:
Guy 1: 'I would be having such a better night if Ruth wasnt out with us..'
Guy 2: 'Yeah, i know what you mean mate, she's extremely annoying and its making my night so Hey Alaska!'
After a successful toilet visit:
Guy 123: 'The massive Hey Alaska I just put in that toilet is incredible'
Guy 2: 'dude that's so Hey Alaska!'
Two friends eating a sandwich:
Guy 4: 'Im glad i picked tuna, its really nice, i think the prawns would have been too Hey Alaska for me'
Guy 7: 'Definitely.'
Guy 1: 'I would be having such a better night if Ruth wasnt out with us..'
Guy 2: 'Yeah, i know what you mean mate, she's extremely annoying and its making my night so Hey Alaska!'
After a successful toilet visit:
Guy 123: 'The massive Hey Alaska I just put in that toilet is incredible'
Guy 2: 'dude that's so Hey Alaska!'
Two friends eating a sandwich:
Guy 4: 'Im glad i picked tuna, its really nice, i think the prawns would have been too Hey Alaska for me'
Guy 7: 'Definitely.'
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How was that girl lastnight dude? good until she decided to return the favor with an Alaskan Mudslide.
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Aww, yeah man, I Alaskan Panhandled the shit outta that chick, and she responded by punching me in the balls.
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