sexy, built man that loves to take control and dominate you. takes care of people that he loves and makes them feel important. huge family man, family before anything. very smart and is very good at using his tongue and fingers. also is very talented with using other parts of his body. amazing cuddler and gives you warmth. i am alpha.
by alsbksbsoanwksksjvshs April 22, 2019

by Kiwiguy90 August 3, 2019

A top and a bottom; truly versatile, because of the fucking dickhead AND asshole that "it" is. Incapable of loving and seeks self-fulfilment through narcissistic tendencies and violence.
by Ibrashit Scataf January 30, 2019

The sweetest person you will ever meet with a heart of gold. You are lucky if you have one in your life.
by honestbimbo February 21, 2024

greatest person of all time, best kisser best hugger, handsome, wants to do right by everyone and never lets anyone down. he is strong smart and is up to try anything.
by therealgabeitch November 24, 2021

Manchester United's non-goalkeeper / goalletter. Signed by the notorious idiot Erik ten Haram for 50M quid after kicking club legend David de Gea out of the club, it has since become apparent that Onana had been cosplaying as a footballer all this time. His hands are made of poppadom and he is often called Dracula because he too is allergic to crosses. He is the type of goalkeeper that strikes confidence into the hearts of the opposition.
"AAAAAAAAAAAA FOR FUCK'S SAKE ONANA YOU FUCKING TWAT" - Mark Goldbridge after watching Andre Onana make his 69th blunder of the season
by Untar la Manteca August 10, 2025
