Potential to be sexy but eats too much so has a triple chin. He can't get girls and has people steal girls from him like his friend Sulaiman. He thinks chat up lines are cool and actually work.
Andreea: lemme show you what Ali just sent me (shows a message of Ali's cringy messages)
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
Linda: ew I swear he has been crushing on you since primary.
Andreea: I kicked him in the ball because of it.
by Samantha Perkins January 14, 2018
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A kind loving friend that is always there for you. She is a cheerleader with compassion. She has a sister Brooke and loves Paris.
by Ghdvjt23 February 16, 2018
Get the Ali Novak mug.A ridiculous type of person, usually ISTP. Has a very dark sense of humor and could wreck your relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. He is one the worst threat to humanity and mankind, some scientists even consider him equal to overpopulation or climate change. That to say, he's bad, really bad. But an enjoyable fella nonetheless.
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Friend: Yo, man I want a relationship advice !
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a Sensor...
by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018
Get the Ali mug.The guy is usually an ISTP, he has a very dark humor and considered by many as one of the biggest threats to humanity and mankind. He could wreck your whole relationship with a snap of his fingers, just like that *snap*. His friends would also describe him as "deadly" and stupid" which is a very bad combination for a living being. But he's still a good friend nonetheless.
Friend: Hey Ali, I need a relationship advice.
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a sensor...
Ali: Break up, your BF/GF is cheating on you.
Friend: What ? How would you know that ?
Ali: I'm a sensor...
by The INTJ next door May 17, 2018
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