by Ineverwasgivenanameman February 24, 2021
the weirdest friends ever they laugh about the weirdest thing like a John Thomas and are always in the drama even if they don't know
Girl1: Aaron and ivy are always in the drama
Girl2: ivy and Aaron are the cutest they should date
Girl3: but they are just friends
Girl2: ivy and Aaron are the cutest they should date
Girl3: but they are just friends
by imweird.com November 17, 2017
A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
by Sir Uncealot April 16, 2008
The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.
by Rema D October 25, 2020
consistent, heinous, loud sounding fart operations by one individual.
when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.
when completing the movement, one must announce that the fart has taken place, or that one cannot stop farting. may contain both equal parts sulphur and methane, or a more potent bias towards sulphur. nexium will ease symptoms but not completely cure them.
by jmsuperfly November 25, 2009
by zoeofleon April 08, 2009
One would describe an asshole as an Aaron Parsons. Typically a man who loves to gaslight, is heavily addicted to coke & likes to sell it behind their girlfriends back & lie about even doing it. If you were to encounter an asshole named Aaron Parsons id run the other way unless you want to waste a whole ton of time on a selfish asshole who’ll eventually start hitting you when you stop giving him his way. Assholes are not good people. Assholes generally have very shitty intentions like your actual asshole.
If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.
If you have any self worth you wish to keep, dont fall for the narcissism. An Aaron can generally be found on tinder/bumble, if you encounter this thing of a man just walk away & don’t look back.
by Dalil December 22, 2019