Samuel's dick

The biggest dick in the world.

Hey! Samuel's dick is so big

by Guy le Guy January 30, 2017

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

Samuel Thompson

A kid at Wilbur Wright who plays drums, and has pre mature diabetes. Asian men love his body for some reason. His nutrition class is not helping him. He plays basketball and averages 2 points a game.

Samuel Thompson, I want to flick your Adams Apple so badly.

by bruh52 November 14, 2019

Samuel

a fucking addict to Xbox games and minion rush. he loves to say the n-word

stop screaming nig@ and playing titanfall. you r doing a samuel

by Kermitlover3040 March 27, 2022

Samuel and Martin

Just 2 bros definitely not gay they are just frends and homies haha

Person1:Sam and Martin look so cute together as a couple

Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no

by Joebidenhassexwith9yearolds November 21, 2021

Samuel

A fella who repeats jokes 100 times.

"oi lachy shake and skull brother"
"ok Samuel"
"haha Shake and Skull x100"

by Shakenskull October 30, 2019

jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017