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a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GT poser

A fisherman with all the bells and whistles for catching caranix iginobilis and doesn't know how to use it!
Wow! You have a shimano stella, high performance japan rod and 20yds... that is all you can cast? You're such a GT poser!
by 76Dragon September 7, 2016
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poser

A person who tries to be something they are not, can be in any genre. some one who clings to a trend. A "wannabe", hated by all the people who are actually the genre the poser is trying to be.
Avril Lavigne, any who support her.

1. Dude, look at that skater wearing etnies
2. What a poser!
by Mary Margaret July 18, 2008
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Poser

1. A person who buys a band t-shirt to try and be trendy.
Soundgarden’s badmotorfinger t-shirt was worn by a Kardashian on insta so top shop will stock it suddenly and 17 year old airhead posers will buy it.
by KilledByDeath. December 7, 2018
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poser

a person who tends to act like someone that their really not
daniel dickenson (a city kid) tries to act like a redneck so hes a poser.
by iamredneck November 20, 2011
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Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.
The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
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poser

Someone who is only slightly into a hobby simply so they can act as though they’re an expert in it and have an excuse once they are called a poser
Dang he’s such a cheap poser. He’s only been a skater for a week and he acts like he’s a pro
by Im_not_here__ January 8, 2019
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