person 0

person 0: mortals

person 1: i guess im mortal
person 2: oh

person 9: hi guys im back from vacation
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Orange person

A person that hasn't been in your life long but makes you feel like you are so special to them, they are incredibly kindhearted and don't know how amazing they are
by Softiecoloursgirl September 05, 2023
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Man Person

A man who is a person. Could be a superhero, I mean, it has "Man" in the name. Guess he'd have the power of a person.
Man: You heard of the new superhero "Man Person"?
Person: Who's that?
Man: A man with the power of a person.
Person: Wow, sounds boring.
by ManusManDude March 29, 2022
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Person 26

it exists outside of the laws of our universe, and it cannot be perceived. whether it actually exists or not is up for debate.
*people 1 to 5 having a conversation with 3, 4, and 5 being largely ignored*
*person 26 watching from outside the space-time continuum*
by HAL0GEN July 17, 2023
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cubicle person

Refers to the type of person who works nine-to-five, Monday through Friday, who doesn't know how to act in normal society. Standard traits may include, but are not limited to: driving horribly including, but not limited to, not using turn signals, changing lanes at the last minute, changing more than one lane at a time, complete disregard for traffic signs and laws; treating people who work outside the times of 9am-5pm (typically in customer service, retail, food service, etc.) as if they are a lesser person; getting over-the-top angry that some places are not open outside of the times of 9 am to 5 pm to be able to fit their work schedule. Synonyms: invalid, entitled, PITA
"I just met this really hot girl and she's super smart but for some reason she just gave our waitress a bad attitude."
"Does she work 95, Monday-Friday?"
"Yes."
"Cubicle person."
by Golf6tdi April 30, 2016
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Person 17

a person that not only doesn't exist but will never exist. ever.
person 1: hello
person 2: greetings
person 3: hi
person 4: howdy
person 5: welcome
person 6: bonjour
person 7: buenas noches
person 8: buenos dias
person 9: good day
person 10: good morning
person 11: hey
person 12: hi-ya
person 13: how are you
person 14: how goes it
person 15: howdy-do
person 16: shalom
person 17: ẅ̶̡͔͍͔̫͇͈̬̳͎͕̠͕̦̩͍͖̦̻̳̳̰͉́̓̔̈͜h̴̢̢̢̨̡̧̗͕͓̮̦͕̘̩͔͔̤̟̠̼̲̯͔͔̹̲̰̝̗̭͙̭̖̱̖͖̬̐͑́͋͗́̌͊͛͗̌̃̎̔̚͜͝ͅͅa ̨̡̢̮̠͇͈̰̠̖̝̙̙͍͇̹̥͈͇͖̤͙̤̹̩̮͓̘͚̬͙̱̟̭̲̼̮̙͖͎̫̗͓̤̞͚̝͕̋̉̐̈́̀̒͗̓̀̒́͑͋͛̓̆̈́̍͑̒̅̍̈́́̎̇͜͝͝t ̧̨̨̧̢̧̡̡̫͚̜͔̞̳̥̫̻̤̜̖̫̳̳̝͉̭͎̞̩̰̤̤̻̮̝̮̞̣̣͛̔̆̋͒̓̓̽̉̒̍̓͌̇̌̅͌͆̍͌͑̂͋̾̕̕̕͝͠ͅ'̵̨̡̛̛̛̹̖̣̄̀̓͋͂̀̈́͌̐̈̈́̿͋͊̈́̅́̓̈́̊̅̌̈́͊̎͒̒́̽͛̕̕͘̕͝͝͝s ͉̘̮̗͊́̒̈̀͊̆̈́̑͗̈́͒͆̈́̂̏͑̈́́̌̅̒́̕̕͠ ̡̢̛̛͇̝̫̣̳̄͐̈̐̇̅̍̓̔̓͑̋͆̑̓̃̈́͛̍̒̀̀̈̅̊̽̈́́͐̂̍́̀̓̀͊͌̔́̚͘̕͘͘͝͠͝u ͕̾̔͌̅̈́̓̒͌̈̌̈́̕̚͝͝p ̛͉̠̟̻͙̻̦͚̲̹̩̺̬̻͈͇̰̤̫͖̭̳͎̬͍̱̫̱̥̩̬̜͇͉̳͎̻̟̘͆̎̀͐̈́̔͛͛̃̐̈́̄͑̉͘͘͘̕͝͝ͅ
people 1-16: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by sumthng October 05, 2022
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Lime person

A lime person is someone who gives you the strength and confidence to come out of your comfort zone on a regular basis and are always cheering you on
by Softiecoloursgirl September 04, 2023
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