monday morning

everyone hates them, even hot people.

person 1: "tomorrow is monday morning"
person 2: "please unalive me :)"

by finn the manly man April 7, 2022

Matrix Mondays

Definition: Matrix Mondays

An information technology error or incident or series of incidents that occur on any Monday and ultimately disrupts productivity for a valuable period time.

Examples in a sentence:
James: “I can’t seem to integrate calendly to my email calendar and we need to prioritize this immediately.” Matt can you setup your calendly IMAP server now.”

Response: “No way it’s Monday… I’m not starting my week by getting sucked into the vortex of Matrix Mondays!”

“I’ll call them and figure it out myself”

ring ring… please hold while we find an agent for you… 1 hour later… I’m sorry goodbye *click*

History : A term coined by Matt Clarke, COO @ Nuera Capital in 2024.

Last week Matrix Mondays almost got me fired. I had my email server crash and my zoom account suspended without warning because the payment didn’t go through. I couldn’t see my meetings so they were all cancelled and I just wanted to scream:

by UptobeHappy November 26, 2024

Monday blues

When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.

Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.

I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!

by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023

mari monday

The best day ever for the Omori fandom

Hey dude, did you know today is Mari Monday?
Bro fr? This boutta be lit

by pseudowater July 12, 2022

Monday

A day in the week.
Also known as the worst day in the whole week.

Mike: I have to go back to work on Monday.
Adam: fucking hell, that sucks.

by peepeepoopoo2101 March 22, 2022

Holy Monday

The lag for religious people after Holy Week but they still think it is.

Kevin: wow, I never thought Holy Week would end
Tony: what are you talking about? it's Holy Monday!

by KevinTV May 14, 2011

Monday

Monday is one seventh of your life. Monday is the most disliked day of the week, because kids have to go to school and most adults have to go to work. The weather is often dreary, the amount of work is unbearable and it puts you in a bad mood. On the bright side, it is the day that brings you closer to the next weekend.

-Sunday Night-
Me: The time has come. In 12 hours, it will be Monday. I must prepare. -Drinks gallons of hot milk-

by TheNorwegianOverlord February 20, 2018