by Zjshs July 26, 2022

arrow: venus! i love more than anything<3 also, here you go! ~gives rose quartz~
venus: uhhh, thanks<3 but why are you doing this?
arrow: it's November 26!
venus: uhhh, thanks<3 but why are you doing this?
arrow: it's November 26!
by ⋆ ˚。⋆୨ a r r o w ୧⋆。˚ ⋆ November 25, 2021

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th
Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th
Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day
by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

by Cornice March 25, 2025

Friend: "happy birthday!"
Birthday girl: "thanks! Do I get a present?"
Friend: "no"
Birthday girl: "aw"
Friend: "didnt you hear? Your birthdays on July 26 which means you dont get a present! Haha"
Birthday girl: "thanks! Do I get a present?"
Friend: "no"
Birthday girl: "aw"
Friend: "didnt you hear? Your birthdays on July 26 which means you dont get a present! Haha"
by Avvavava July 6, 2021

Yo bro what you doing?
Just being a big back.
Oh right, it’s November 26 (it’s National Big Back Day.)
Just being a big back.
Oh right, it’s November 26 (it’s National Big Back Day.)
by Random_definitions1147 November 22, 2024

by Animal_crackers October 27, 2019
