I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills 💵 are not available on Monday but I will have to send
by Dumb brick and wall May 09, 2023
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Monday Problems

When everything goes wrong on any given day, and it feels like a Monday.
Ugh, My computer isn't loading at all no matter what I do! Must be Monday Problems!
by DragonSkittles September 18, 2018
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National Dick Pic Mondays

It is a day that takes place every single Monday. The meaning of this day is to take a picture of your dick and send it to at least one person. If the other person sends you one back then you will have good luck for the whole week. If the other person does not send you one back, then you will have bad luck for the entire week until Friday. Saturday is a luck-roulette! This day has recently been invented and in my opinion a day to see if you can trust your friends!
Jacob didn't participate in National Dick Pic Mondays with me so now I have bad luck for the rest of the week!
by The Week-Day Maker July 20, 2021
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Monday fairy

'I'm Monday's man Monday fairy'
by _ay March 06, 2023
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Monday-Friday

When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.
I think ill just stay drunk through tomorrow. Its a Monday-Friday anyways.
by ZebraPants December 26, 2008
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Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.
"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."
by PastramiFan April 08, 2019
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Muffin top Monday

When you have alot of fluff in the waist and your pants are too tight
by Warcat March 17, 2020
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