Panda coons

Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.

See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.

by Loveydisco September 17, 2022

Coon supremisist

Serves the needs of only his oppressors...
Distracts discourages thwarts any attempts to think

Feels unworthy to live without yte approval. Coon supremisist

by Tinker bell thinker August 29, 2017

Coon

Racoon stew

I wanna give my good old friend bob some coon

by Huhuhuhhuhuhu May 15, 2021

Border Coon

A fella of Spanish decent who crosses the boarder illegally.

Oh look, it’s a border coon climbing the wall!

by RustyDog69 July 27, 2021

COON TUNED

The redneck slang for nigger rig.

Nicki coon tuned the leaf blower before she could use it.

NICKI COON TUNED THE LEAF BLOWER BEFORE SHE USED IT.

by Ksmom1 January 31, 2023

coon

A slang term for a black person with disabilities.

sexychick2009: Who's that coon in the wheelchair?
almondboy23: oh he has aids, don't talk to him.

by Cat72 May 29, 2017

coon ballistic

When you are going absolutely mental. Used whenever you or somebody else is playing at their best ever. Semi-popular gaming term on the rise for when you can’t be beat.

1.) Mason “He just dropshotted both of us.”
Keian “Damn, he’s going coon ballistic!”

by Canadian Donut Puncher September 25, 2022