Definitions by chaivalla

Fort Coon 

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from Fort Worth. The first was a tuxedo Coon born in 2023. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their provider in check. They are also known as Tex Coons.

That Fort Coon really abuses its humyn.

Fort Coon by chaivalla March 27, 2024

Fort Coon 

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.

That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.

Fort Coon by chaivalla March 23, 2024

Reserj 

The unsystematic investigation by conspiracy theorists into and study of materials and sources in order to discredit established facts and reach new often contradictory conclusions.

Jeran is such consistently brilliant entertainment. I love the thought of him watching hours of space footage whilst waving a little flag that says 'reserj'.

Reserj by chaivalla December 14, 2022