jake munger

texas hick who thinks hes
emo and can do anything he wants
but hes really just a little bitch

sydney-hey girl i saw one of
them jake mungers down yonder

cala-dont let him see me girl, hes gunna
be jumpin all up on me!

by lalalalaboy August 5, 2008

Jake Device

a Jake Device is a device such as a bong, pipe, stiiizy, cart, or any type of drug contraband or paraphernalia. Jake Devices are used for Jakeing.

Foreest: "yoyo Gayram I allow Jakes, but no jake devices"
Gayram: "sorry Foreest needa Jake sesh w my jake device #nudy4L"

by i<3mexicans April 21, 2021

jake forster

A jew with a big nose who loves money whilst being orally pleasured by a cat

What a Jake forster

by Jake The Jew Forster November 14, 2014

swapping jake

The act of one man spreading another mans ass cheeks, then proceeding to deficate in the other mans asshole.

Jason spread Robert’s Ass cheeks eagerly so he could shit in his asshole. Swapping jake is what they loved.

by Slyspark March 14, 2018

The Jake Stevens

When doing a girl from behind, you pull out a newspaper and start smacking her arse with it whilst whistling.

Mary was enjoying the sex until Joe pulled out the Evening herald and started hitting her with it whilst whistling in a very odd fashion. He later explained The Jake Stevens

by The Jake Stevens February 27, 2009

jake moody

A guy with a large butthole

I want to be a jake moody

by Xenragedcinema October 12, 2015

Jake Pisarski

Many decades ago, fuck boi scientists created a whore known to the world as Jake Pisarski. This project would pave the way for countless generations of other whorecunts.

Oh, wow! That looks like a Jake Pisarski!

by swiggityswag666 December 19, 2014