Doing a Kurt

managing to get away with skiving for a whole 8 hour shift at work and getting away with it.

Are you going to do any work today?

No I'm doing a Kurt.

by JimboJonesthe12th November 10, 2009

DOS letdowns

James and Ashley, being a couple of letdowns

Whoopa gif, dos letdowns

by Theliteralgid69 September 11, 2020

Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

by HizerKite November 23, 2023

doing a stu

1. Completing bad work.

2. Making something easy look hard

3. Making a 5 minute chat last 3 hours.

1. The work was below par. Doing a stu.

2. Vouching one item to bank took him a day. Doing a stu

3. Are these debtors recoverable?....3 hours later....

by audccc July 6, 2014

i dont do incest

biggest lie ever told

i dont do incest

by Naya1 February 9, 2025

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.

An automated message that notifies you about your message to some e-mail is delayed or fails. It used to appear on Gmail in mid-2010s, now it appears on Protonmail.

I don't know the purpose of using uppercase letters, like that's unprofessional.

THIS IS A WARNING MESSAGE ONLY. YOU DO NOT NEED TO RESEND YOUR MESSAGE.
Delivery to the following recipient has been delayed: (email address)
Message will be retired for 2 more day(s)

by Shiine-1 September 2, 2022

doing a davies

Using only a day of annual leave to make a long weekend after an on-call 24hr shift.

Working a 24 hour shift on-call on a Wednesday (which results in having Thursday off as a rest day) and booking the Friday off as annual leave for a long weekend. If you were the person working the on-call shift, you would say that you are 'doing a davies' to imply that you are taking Friday off also.

by Welsh Anon May 31, 2007