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Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.
Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.
by holacrr July 18, 2013
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Jack Treanor

Jack Treanor... how do I describe Jack Treanor in words? Well, if I have to pick, he's a fat shit. It might be the perfect word to describe him actually. He smells? Like shit. He acts? Like shit. He looks? Like shit (jk if ur reading this). He's full? Of shit. He eats? Dog shit. See my point? In conclusion, if you meet a Jack Treanor, he is a shit but he's cool I guess.
Female 1: "Did you see Jack Treanor at the baseball game? He was shortstop last inning."

Female 2: "Yeah, he's shit."
by BangedUrMom69 September 17, 2020
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Jack

a guy that will fuck around and thinks he is so cool and people think he actually is until he finally do fuck3d up
he showed up without pants today, Jack finally reveals his true self.
by nnootajacck November 22, 2021
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Jack to the future

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.
by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018
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Jack-Offs

The Jack-Offs posted on the reddit
by fbthrdfthgrtb May 26, 2024
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Leaf Jacks

A form of jumping jacks done under a tree, combining yard work and exercise. This was created by Ralph Drabble on September 30, 2011. They are hard to do because the leaves fall with every jump. The leaves are caught, then raked into a pile. As the final part of the exercise one monster jumping jack is taken and the leaves are jumped into and then played with. Leaf Jacks are a great way to get cardio and yard work at the same time. So if you're tired but want to relax, take a tip from Ralph - try Leaf Jacks!
Ralph: Oh no, time for some Leaf Jacks! This yard is gonna get covered in leaves. (he starts doing jumping jacks and counting) One.. Two.. Three.. Four..

Hec: Hey, what are you doing? Is that some sort of weird jumping jack?

Ralph: Yes, its a Leaf Jack. You catch the leaves while you're doing jumping jacks. Try it out!

Hec: (starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Yi.. Er.. San.. Si.. Wow! Nice one! Great for qigong.

Ralph: These are right. Great healing movies. (make a seeahh sound)

Beatrice: I saw that! You two guys better hustle. (she turns into Gunny Granny mode) Move it! MOVE IT! (she starts doing some Leaf Jacks) Wow, these work! A Gunny Granny could learn to love these.

Hec: Yup! Maybe they should be part of Marine Corps PT.

Ralph: Sweet! A Drabble's gotta do what a Drabble's gotta do. (he rakes the leaves up and they all jump into it, playing) Leaf Jacks rule!
by Dusty's Baby Powder October 13, 2011
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Jacking Heroin

Meant to be used in the context of feeling a womens breasts for a long time. this phrase comes from when girls would smuggle heroin into the country in there breast implants. mostly used by boys, the phrase is usually considered vulgar and gross
"OHH damn dude you just got caught Jacking Heroine"
"i know arnt those boobs awesome awesome"

"hey jim ive been a bad girl i think you need to jack my heroin
by JackHawk April 28, 2011
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