Jack to the future

Accidentally masturbating to a picture of your grandmother

I don't want to be a porn star because I don't want my grand kids to jack to the future.

by Bitter Soup November 18, 2018

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jack church

A cool guy that lives in the middle of Antarctica, travelling from igloo to igloo every day, travelling with the penguins and polarbears. If you try to look at him while in the snow, it is impossible. He is pale white with light coloured hair, basically an albino black man (Also white).

Hey, jack church.

Hey!

Lets play in the snow!

OK!

Whoa! Where the hell did you go jack church?!?

Im ovvveeeerrrrr hhhheeeeerrrrrreeeeeee!!!

by DatUnSmartKid May 30, 2018

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Jacks D

the most gifted, talented, and greatest professional wrestler in the business. he was the longest reigning NWA hardcore world champion. Jacks D is the owner and booker of the NWA and the FCW.

i wonder who Jacks D will face next in the NWA?

by thejacksguy1 September 5, 2021

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Jack W Kunkler

Talented at everything! Brings happiness to all! Nature lover! Loves to laugh!!

Hell yeah Jack w Kunkler is here!

by Jbobskins November 22, 2021

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Jack Russell

One of the best dog breeds in the world. A Jack Russell will protect a family better than a paid bodyguard. Jack Russells will fight raccoons and snakes just for joy, even the mailman won't be safe.

MAN 1: The mailman got his ass chewed by my Jack Russell yesterday. MAN 2: Don't you have a chain link fence? MAN 1: The dog jumped over it...

by LINDAMY April 10, 2025

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