Mommy/Daddy Jacking

When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.

Steve: "I just got my degree!"

Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."

Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."

by GreenWeenie6100 June 24, 2017

swager jacker

A person who jacks your ideas and acts like he made or started that

look at that swager jacker he just stole your flow

by bapekid4 July 10, 2006

jackastic

Adjective form of the commonly used noun "jackass."

A passive-aggressive insult.

Usually used in situations and settings where swearing or blue language is not allowed, like corporate boardrooms, church, the family dinner table, etc.

Often allows speaker to call someone a jackass without the recipient of the insult even realizing what they are being called. Allows for a two-pronged verbal attack: 1) recipient is labled a jackass, 2) recipient suffers the embarrassment of being called a word that sounds like they should know the definition of, but don't. It this context, jackastic is a passive aggressive word.

I appreciate your passion for this quarter's sales results, Bob, but if you could save jackastic observations for the Q & A segment, we would all appreciate it.

Does the fact that you got cut from the cheerleading squad again explain why you are being so jackastic today?

by the sarcastic wordsmith December 31, 2004

jacknickulous

A ridiculous way of saying ridiculous. Used to accentuate the utter ridiculousness of that to which you refer. During the holiday season, this may be replaced by saintnickulous.

The way Grandma Esther butters her saltines is utterly jacknickulous.

by Blessed Hamo April 22, 2005

jacket joint

The compilation of leftover bud that fell out of the baggie or multiple baggies in your pocket. Best enjoyed with a variety of bud, compiled over time. Especially flame when rolled with rainbow rolling papers.

Yo, lemme hit that jacket joint! Aw, buzz, it has lint in it.

by Ida Derbscom May 2, 2008

Juice Jacket

To fight the chill by drinking copius amounts of alcohol.

At a bar Its getting cold out there, better put on the juice jacket before we go.

by Brooks Masterson June 27, 2005

Vegas Jackpot

A sexual position in which one partner jams several quarters or silver dollars partway up the other partners nose, then has them perform oral sex vigorously until the jackpot is 'released' in the form of coins, semen, or hopefully both simultaneously (also called a Riverboat Flush)

She wouldn't let me have anal sex, but she did give me a Vegas Jackpot!

by Dr. VonFrankensetin April 17, 2009