son of a suck me off

The offspring of swallowed cum. Commonly used to replace Son of a Bitch. Created on DEC. 2 2007.

I just got shot by a laser, son of a suck me off.

by Maverick B. Vogen December 29, 2007

Touch me not so near

(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.

Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.

by thisisformyproject November 30, 2009

You'll thank me later

A phrase uttered by utter wankers.

Nathan: You'll thank me later
Juan Carlos Alfonso Víctor María de Borbón y Borbón-Dos Sicilias: Shut the fuck up, wanka.

by Wankastic November 26, 2010

hit me on da hip

call me or call a person

We have to get to the mall before it closes so hit me on da hip to let me know when ur ready.

by neice May 30, 2006

come fuck me boots

These are articles worn by a party not at all interested in fucking. They are warning lights: stay away -- too hot. Do not touch with a 10-inch penis. Et cet er a.

"She was wearing black fuck-me pumps"

She looked hot.

"The example doesn't use the word come fuck me boots"

by Chris from Vancouver December 7, 2006

The person sitting next to me

Mikes playing the worlds smallest F1 game

This is so hard

by Spoon Bandit March 22, 2004

Dab me the fuck up

When you’re tryna dip outta work to go meet 8 stupid blondes that just wanna ride rails all night til they top off the crew

Yoo bruh, dab me the fuck up. We out!

by Gravy Skeeter June 21, 2018