One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.

After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.

by anonymous October 13, 2020

pogging one out

another term for masturbating

Example 1:

person A: "yo dude just pogged one out!"

person B: "eww keep that to youself"

Example 2:

"gonna be pogging one out to gay furry porn later tonight"

by 93678983453gh August 28, 2021

No one is allowed to mention your name

On WHOSE fucking authority?

Hym "Who, oh, who is there to blame... When no one is allowed to mention your name... And as I sit and ponder thus... One thing springs to mind... If I trade in my Ps4 for store credit at Gamestop today, I might be able to afford a Ps5 and Baldur's Gate 3.... And that would be dope... I don't know if I can get Mk1 too though... Hmm... 🤔 What to do..."

by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Moe Dockis One

The cutest cat ever, an all white cat with three black dots on its head and has an all black tail. Moe Dockis Oneis adorable, hilarious, etc😺😸😹😻😽🐱🐯🦁

Oh wow that’s not Moe Dockis One, I feel bad for you because you don’t have her. LOL!!! 😂😂😂

by Moe Dockis Ones Owner October 1, 2018

One

Worry I do…
All the what ifs…
That make my head spin…
All the words I have written for you…

What if them you never see…
Probably a few I would be okay with them never to be..
It has been a rough ride these past weeks…
As if I am on a trampoline…
Up then down…

Up then down…
How I love the ups…

I remind myself…
The what ifs matter none…
As my love for you…
Can never be undone…

Posts or no posts…
I love you…
The most…
Always…

Faith I just have to have…
If not for tomorrow…
For the tomorrows yet to come…
Someday… we will be one❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 January 7, 2024

One Direction

Well they're only the biggest boyband in the world! They were formed on the X-Factor in 2010 by Simon Cowell. They all originally auditioned as solo artists, then were all so close to going home, until Simon called them all back in. They announced an 18 month break I'm 2016, that break then turned into a 5 year break. The band consisted of 5 members: Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson, Niall Horan, Liam Payne and Zayn Malik. Zayn left the band in 2015. The boys were very successful with 5 albums. Up All Night with the hit-single What Makes You Beautiful, Take Me Home with the hit single Live While We're Young, Midnight Memories with the hit single Best Song Ever, FOUR with the hit single Steal My Girl and Made In The A.M with the hit single Drag Me Down. While the boys are all now making solo music, we all think they will come back on July 23rd 2020 on their 10th anniversary.

"Yo, have you heard that One Direction will be coming back this year?!"

"No way, really?! It's totally gonna be on July 23rd 2020!"

by onedirection&5sos April 18, 2020

one hand man

Its a man who has one hand

yo look at that one hand man

by brendon saville April 21, 2018