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if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
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cunt

when you are that b and everyone knows it and your haters want to be you
she's so cunt
by number1cunt May 4, 2024
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Cult of Cunt

A group of bitches, typically in a school, who pick on random, weak, introverted males for no reason given. Charismatic in a way just to bring more members.
Henry: Who are those bitches chasing me?
Chris: Because that "Cult of Cunt" has seen you as their 'chosen one'!
by Jishis Crest September 10, 2022
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Thimble Cunt

Sorry my penis hurt your thimble cunt
by Inked lad March 26, 2023
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Cunt Punch

When A Squirter Queef's.
I just had a Cunt Punch. It was very wet.
by DJ.JAM-EZ March 13, 2023
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Cunt funker

by William5833 January 22, 2025
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cunt

Acronym

C : Can't
U: Understand

N: Normal
T: Thinking
She is such a cunt, everyone understands except her I always have to explain 2-3 times
by Mark Kemp March 21, 2023
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