Insecure cunt

Someone who does physchology degrees to find out what’s wrong with them and is also a rather huge sloppy turd fuck.

“Damn that Tom kid is such an insecure cunt ain’t he” “yeah I heard his weakness is fuxking chinkeysssss and gullitones what am insecure cunt am I right Jeff?”

by Fannyflapsmcghee February 20, 2019

Freckle of cunts

Concentrated gathering of useless individuals

The C-suite at the State department? Parasitic freckle of cunts.

by Ski tha Timb Bro December 19, 2023

cunt toodie

Cute name for a clean, hardly used and hairless cunt. Term can only be used by a boyfriend or steady guy.

When we were dancing close I could feel your little cunt toodie rubbing up against my penis.

by Macroheart1 February 12, 2017

cunt bigalow

A cunt bigalow is when you go to take a shit and cum all over the toilet seat instead

Derek: Ah fuck, that was so hot I cunt bigalowed all over my grandmas bathroom

by Bubsy4d March 02, 2021

cunt container

A shitty bar or club that contains all the cunts so they are not in the bars and clubs you want to attend.

That Weatherspoons is a good cunt container though, keeps all the rotters from being in here (elsewhere).

by colouryum September 03, 2015

Shit cunt biscuit

For when you so pissed off you can't think of anything else to say such as fuck, shit, bitch, god damnit, etc.

Tom: when's the paper due?

Greg: 2 days from now.

Tom: oh come the fuck on! I'm at a lost for words.

Greg: have you tried shit cunt biscuit?

Tom: Ah shit cunt biscuit.

by Tardotheassmonkey May 28, 2017

Cunty Cunt

When someone is seen as a cunt but is cunty (funny/enjoyable) enough to justify hanging out with them

She’s cunty cunt, not just a cunt

by nonnozzle February 12, 2025