placid dick syndrome

A state in which a female feels that she must reinact the movie "Lake Placid" during oral sex, or, if you are so fuckwildly stupid that you need a less vague description, she goes cock eating monster on that unlucky SOB and just tears the upper half of his sexy stick in half... Pretty painful, just like watch the movie "Lake Placid".

"Yessaday, me and Juleeee was wachin' that er Lack Plasad, and she done bite a niggaz dick off."
"Niggabitch done pulled a PDS, o' Placid Dick Syndrome, it hurt likes a bitch."

by Tyranny December 28, 2005

Trump Derangement Syndrome

A severe brain disorder, resulting from zealous contempt for Donald Trump and his supporters, this disease progresses quickly resulting in the heavy impairment of reasoning and long term memory, subjects often become confused about basic facts for long periods of time. In severe cases sufferers have reported highly unusual symptoms such as suddenly liking George Bush and trusting the US intelligence community. More common symptoms include, supporting censorship, voting for Joe Biden, liking China, watching MSNBC/CNN and being a Russian conspiracy theorist. While Many have made full recoveries from TDS the disease can often linger for years and be further agitated by pre-existing mental disorders.
One particularly vulnerable demographic to TDS are supporters of the Democratic party and Democratic politicians, who are often already suffering from problems delineating reality. Some mental health experts argue that TDS is only a "more deadly version of the forms of mental derangement that all supporters of a particular political party are afflicted by", while one expert appears to have gotten distracted by the question and immediately began railing about Donald Trump, stating that he "slurs constantly...the man can't even say 'United States'".

Have you heard about the Trump Tower meeting with Russians?? Trump is so bad I'd be happy going back to Bush, but Biden will fix it if he gets in. - P1

Hey man can you not talk about politics anymore please? - P2

Wow seriously, you don't even care that our country has been taken by coup and Donald Trump is a Russian agent being blackmailed by Putin?? BTW did you hear Alex Jones got deplatformed?? Serves him right for spreading conspiracy theories. - P1

Dude, stop watching Rachel Maddow you've got Trump Derangement Syndrome - P2

by Alrien April 27, 2021

Trump Derangement Syndrome

A term originally invented by the right wing describing the left's rampant and unending triggering at every microscopic thing Donald Trump does. Popularized after the CNN handshake story, the left has (unsuccessfully) attempted to co-opt the term, as you can see by these retarded definitions made by feminist cucks. Don't be fooled: the term is mostly used by right wingers and any leftie who utters it should be labelled as mentally disabled.

Drooling Left-Wing Ape: DRUMPFFFF REEEEEEEE RAYSIST REEEEEEEE BLM FEMINISM GENDERQUEER REEEEEEEEE
Sane Americans: That person has a bad case of Trump Derangement Syndrome. Probably from tumblr.

by kanye yeets January 29, 2021

ugly ass nigga syndrome

When an ugly ass nigga thinks he's sexy af and can get hoes when in reality he's just some ugly ass nigga. This syndrome affects 90 percent of niggas worldwide and is incurable at the moment. It is deadly and causes millions of dubs by bad bitches per day.

"That nigga matt has ugly ass nigga syndrome"
ugly ass nigga syndrome is affecting niggas worldwide!!!!

by javonakabbc December 10, 2017

little Alam syndrome

An angry male of below average height who feels it necessary to act out in an attempt to gain respect and recognition from others and compensate for his abnormally short stature. Also known as Alam. Usually in the closet.

An angry petite guy named Alam, was known for having little Alam syndrome.

by MistressMeg February 8, 2021

sudden jihad syndrome (SJS)

A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.

When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.

by Joe Rodolico January 8, 2009

White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)

Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome

Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome

Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)

The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

by 4ever_GC July 5, 2012