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Your moms penis

You saw mommys "hard black bong"?

by Jeffs sucks ur moms bong January 14, 2022

Black Bits

the tastiest parts of pizza crust, or grilled chicken often achieved as a result of intense heat.

Do you know what makes this chicken so tasty? Its the little black bits from the charcoal grill

by Dagw123454 August 13, 2020

Black people

A crazy ethnicity that expects you to like them.

To the definitions of Black people that says, “fuck you for not liking Black people.” No, fuck you!

by LinkxPeach January 30, 2025

black thesaurus

It is the ultimate freestyle thesaurus conjured up from darkness by some of the best rappers in the world, do you know them? Not yet but they will blow your mind and you will know when you hear them.

Hey look dude here comes Weinermier and it looks like he is representing the black thesaurus tonight.

by BdogW October 13, 2021

black people

People with medium to dark skintone who love white people and definitely do not commit violent crime or terrorize law-abiding citizens. They're the most upstanding and honest citizens in America and would never steal anything that's not bolted down. Everything they do can easily be excused because black people are the real victims in America.

Black people are victims who deserve reparations for the wrongs that have been committed against them.

by 13commit52 March 4, 2023

Black belt driver

Someone who has years of driving experience and has never had a car accident. Very experienced driver.

Driving a bus or semi truck makes you a double black belt driver because those take skill to drive.

Did you see how that guy avoided that car accident so quickly?! He’s totally a black belt driver!!

This blizzard is impossible to drive in, only a black belt driver can do it safely!

by Pipperoo October 14, 2017

Jack Black Special

When you fist your entire hand into a lady's anus, effectively making it unusable, and then using the same hand to finger her until she cums, and when she does, dump it in her asshole, and wait for her to take a shit, when she takes a shit, you take a shit in her asshole at the same time, when you are both finished, proceed to scoop up the entire mess into a jar, then release liquid nitrogen on the jar, have the entire thing freeze then break the jar, when the jar is broken, you shall feed the shattered jar to your pet and wait until it dies, once it is done, take the dog to your local chinese restaurant and force them (preferably by blackmail) to cook it, you then bring the cooked animal home, then combine it with the shitty cum thing from earlier, you then blend it, and give it as a smoothie to some niggers down the road, once they eat it and die, take their bodies home and eat all them niggers, remember those chinese chingtards from earlier? take them with you to watch you do the whole thing again in a few hours.

WARNING: LETHAL SHITS HAPPEN, IF THEY OCCUR TOO MUCH, GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU RACIST FAGGOT NIGGER CHOPSTICK LOOKING ASS.

"Yo Chad what ya did to ya gurl last nightz?"
"I gave her the Jack Black Special"
"I am calling the police."

by NIGGERMCMUFFINSHROOM May 8, 2019