shit baby

shit, bey-bee
noun, plural: shit ba·bies
1. The newborn of a mother that defecates during pregnancy.
2. A terrible person.

1. Oh, my God! Look at my Shit Baby! I'll never eat chili again!
2. I just watched you kick that dog with the cataracts, you Shit Baby!

by infinitybinge November 22, 2018

Baby

Something that not even the dumbest could mess up. Something so indescribabley beautiful. Something you want to hold forever.

That baby is sooo cute!

by ThatgirlPaisley November 22, 2018

Baby

A little shit who just sleeps all day

My baby just shots all day

by Michael put your shirt back on November 25, 2018

Baby Back Bullshit

when in doubt something goes seriously wrong in your life, like bad, and you need to let it all out yet your body is telling you “dont curse” but you say this (also you had just watched the Baby Got Back music video)

Person 1: Dawg I broke your juul...
Me: Man thats some baby back bullshit

buy me a new one

by yuh tuh muh suh November 28, 2018

Freezer Baby

When you are cloned and your clone is still in its fetus form and is put on ice so when you die you can live on your life as your clone

Andrew: I hope one day we can have freezer babies in our world.i wanna live forever

Vasia: what’s a freezer baby ?
Andrew: it’s your clone that’s put on ice

by Neon_paint December 3, 2018

Baby

Synonyms: hot pocket, and my dearest
1. Your offspring
2. A nickname for a loved one
3. Something you stick in the microwave

Example

1. Ah shit I didn’t mean to have a baby
2. Oh baby I love you
3. Ew I don’t want that bitch, chuck it into the microwave

by Thot master00000001 December 6, 2018

Baby-Birding

When one person takes a shot through a straw and spits it into another persons mouth. Just like a mommy bird does to their baby.

Ben: the fuck are Jamie and nick doing with the tequila
Kriiiiten: that might be what the kids call “baby-Birding”

by Nguy69 December 7, 2018