One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021

One Hit Wondering

When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.

Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.

Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.

by Bobbyslimjimm April 26, 2025

pulled a one direction

when someone leaves and says they will come back but they never do

Anna said she was going to come back and help us with our project, but I don't know where she is. She really pulled a one direction on us.

by imtheworst December 8, 2018

One-stoplight

A town so small it has only one stoplight

Cooperstown is so small it is a one-stoplight town.

by Willis the seawolf June 1, 2019

Hisoka Morrow Is Five Tattoos Minus ONe

Hisoka Morrow Is Five Tattoos Minus ONe

Hisoka Morrow Is Five Tattoos Minus ONe

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

One Taco Challenge

An act in which you consume an extremely spicy food, such as the one chip challenge, one chocolate bar challenge, the worlds current hottest pepper etc. then proceed oral on a female partner to see who can stand the heat the longest.

My girl wasn’t to pleased when I surprised her with the one taco challenge.

by Cyan_Blue January 20, 2023

The ginger one

A name used only in whispers to describe the spawn of Satan

Small child with Down syndrome: hey where Laur-
Mega mind: shhh don’t say the ginger ones name

by The anti Christ November 1, 2020