abominable snowman cock

When a girl surprises you during anal by shitting all over your cock and pouring liquid nitrogen onto it.

"Yeah, Sarah gave me an abominable snowman cock last night. I had to cut the ice off with a knife."

by Filthymilfy March 25, 2016

Cock-Nose-Dolphin

a man that has a penis looking nose and happens to also look similar to a dolphin. this is also a term for retarted people.

"Hey John! Look at that Cock-Nose-Dolphin!"
"Wow! Its Retarted Too."

"nahnahanahanah"

by Ilovemesomenigas March 11, 2010

Throw-Away Cock

A condom

"That girl is dirty bro, u better be packin' that throw-away cock"

by CaliMaggs January 24, 2009

cock-ass bitch

a person who is so uptight that even the most innocent things done to them seem wrong

Zack saw the band Poison the Well in concert, and the security guards there were so restrictive, their lead singer called them cock-ass bitches, and so the whole band was thrown out of the venue, he later mentioned on a message board.

by Karen Stickney July 20, 2008

time cock paradox

A theoretical paradox often used as an excuse for something.The time cock paradox occurs when someone travels through time and space causing a timeline of the events to form a penis-like shape.According to many theories doing such a thing would cause much mayhem,and confusion ,and possibly the annihilation of the universe.The destruction of the universe through the time cock paradox is known as the Great Coming.It is used as an excuse saying that the time cock paradox prevented you from doing something or caused you to do something.

"The time cock paradox caused my homework to be expelled through the singularity while I was switching dimensions."

"I wasn't at school because John Holmes recruited me to create the time pussy in order to stop the time cock paradox."

by Waterproofclad September 7, 2012

Pippy cock stocking

When you take your girls braids and tie them behind your back while she is giving you head, locking her mouth on your dick.

I will only date a chick if her hair is long enough for me to pippy cock stocking her.

by Gulf shores fathead September 17, 2012

Capacious COCK Wallet

A large moist wallet for ones cock.

Feeling rather inadequate after shagging Belinda and sharing my disappointment to my friend Albert, he said belinda is known for having a "Capacious COCK Wallet" old bean! rather like fisting an elephants grandma!

by Johny Alpha December 11, 2011