Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).

And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Butt Mustache

An inordinate amount of hair growing in one’s butt crack near the tailbone

His butt mustache was as thick as Tom Selleck’s facial mustache!

by Pirate Oncologist May 19, 2022

feel like butt

When you are not feeling the greatest, you feel like butt.

Hey man are you okay?

No man, I feel like butt.

by mymy. September 19, 2022

Butt Nuke

It is when a mail (or femile if they have a strap-on) lays there partner on their belly with their butt exposed and jumps in the air and slams their penis into their partners butt

Dude, my gf wanted to do something crazy last night, so I butt nuked her, it was awesome but painful

by KANT D3Ni April 20, 2017

butt

a pretty ass

wow that butt lokes good

by bangtan.a.r.m.y. November 25, 2020

Butt chow

A popular prison trade item, feces intended for consumption. Usually left in an un flushed toilet overnight then distributed by the producer.

Yeah Tucker was tellin’ me about yesterday’s butt chow. I’m looking forward to tomorrow’s harvest.

by Florbenschtein September 18, 2020

Michigan butt chug

The act of inserting an open Gatorade bottle in somebody’s anus letting empty out in your partners, rectal cavity and preceding the drink out of their anus.

“Me and my partner just did the Michigan Butt Chug last night. I don’t know how much I liked it, but I’m willing to try it again.

by K-Town Crips February 29, 2024