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jack findley

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
"im sorry, ill turn down the volume of this come dine with me episode right away" - jack findley
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
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Jack

jack used to watch mlp, but now he a real homie
by CrimsoniaN69696969 June 27, 2018
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Jack The Napper

Someone who loves to nap and make scratch videos.
Nah bro he's such a Jack The Napper
by GoMango99 March 24, 2023
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Jack

jacks are kind and caring and a wingman for all their friends. They are very small like seven dwarfs height but they are one of the funniest people you will ever meet.
Person 1 : “did you talk to that new jack kid he’s really nice “
Person 2: “didn’t see him “
Person 1: “you have to look down”
by square head 101 May 24, 2019
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Jack

He’s not that smart but he’s fun be around. He very out there and very powerful. But he will and has made lots of bad decisions.
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Jack-Butt

A way to insult someone when you don't have time to properly insult them. It also can be used when you are at a loss for what to call someone.
Brad- Man, your sister is ugly!
Ben- Dude, you are such a Jack-Butt!!
Brad- What?
by Minecraft 4 ever!!! March 25, 2013
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Jack

Isn't an autistic person.
Damn, jack really isnt autistic.
by Salmon7589 June 26, 2021
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