as dumb as a bag of stammerers

More accurate version of "as dumb as a bag of hammers".

Used for academic wokists who have majors in English Literature.

She wants to ban Shakespeare because she's as dumb as a bag of stammerers.

by Pasajero DT June 27, 2022

douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.

I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex

by dmurex May 23, 2022

Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

bag war

when two or more people with a lot of money or expensive things such as gucci, ferrari, yeezy, or supreme, are both flexing and trying to out - flex the other one

"Hey you ready to go over to Jordan's house?"
"Hell yeah man, it'll be a bag war, I'll bring my Yeezys!"

by Mi-Tu March 1, 2018

Shawty Bag

When you bag a shawty

Julius always sells the Shawty Bag.
Ezael gets the Shawty Bag
You sold the Shawty Bag

by GetWrektLesley March 16, 2022

D Bag

Is a douche bag. Full of female genital cleansers

Harry is an utter D Bag

by HOWYATOMMY September 26, 2014

In your bag

To be in a state of swag or great confidence. Usually used when someone had done something remarkable or is wearing something luxurious.

“Peep my shoes! I’m in my bag for real!”

“You were in your bag out there on that court tonight my boy!”

by Alltheslang March 7, 2022