dirty buzz

1.how you feel when you are drunk or buzzed before 2:00 pm.
2. what you have before taking a disco nap.

1. the bloodys this morning gave me a dirty buzz.
2. the mimosas this morning gave me a dirty buzz.
3. the beers this morning gave me a dirty buzz.
4. "can't talk. dirty buzz. disco nap."

by ivan Stratego July 9, 2006

Dirty Abdul

When you stick your dick in someone else's butthole and then take it out and give them a mustache.

Did you hear what Kyle did to Dean this weekend? He did a Dirty Abdul.

by KingRell April 16, 2020

Dirty South

Correction on that last one......the 0nly state people WOULD NOT consider being part of the Dirty South would be Kentucky

Kentucky, specially northern is not the south

by Yo Mama August 14, 2004

dirty sanchez

a poop mustache resulting from certain sexual acts; also a delicious taco from Austin, TX.

Sometimes for lunch, Ryann just craves a Dirty Sanchez.

by timmyt78 March 11, 2010

Dirty Padron

The act of molesting your own gooch.

I gave myself a dirty padron today, and now my hands smells bad but good at the same time.

by MrGoochSauce25 September 28, 2010

Dirty Coon

similar to the dirty sanchez. one takes their finger puts it up a dirty anus and gives the owner of the dirty anus racoon eyes.

that bitch was so pissed when i gave her the dirty coon

by Professor McFuck March 26, 2009

Dirty Willis

A variation on the classic Dirty Sanchez. During anal sex, the man takes his penis out of his partners ass and rubs it on his or her chin, creating a lame goatee.

After I gave her a Dirty Willis she looked like a relief pitcher for the Chicago Cubs.

by JCarino June 11, 2006