When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs
Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
by Rhoddy February 23, 2020

hes a sweetheart that will treat you right and love you forever he acts out in front of his friends but when it comes down to it he chooses you over anyone else
by jacklover42419 November 16, 2019

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.
Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

by joeplayz4keeps June 30, 2025

Is a dumb boy. He is offen caught doing stupid things like jerking off in his grandma’s basement or making him self jizz everywhere until he bleeds. He is the funny friend that is often the one to be blamed for all the problems.
by Billis stages July 4, 2024

After a long day at work you get a Boston cream donut from timmies then you microwave it stick you dick in it and it after you cum. Perfect sweet and salty combo
by Snackanator January 20, 2021

The name of a famous twitch streamer also known as PatoAU. The amount of power this man holds over people is just unimaginable.
"Is that the popular Twitch Streamer PatoAU? Please can I get your autograph!. I can already tell just by looking at you that your name is Jack"
by Ben011101110001011010010110001 April 12, 2021
