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a jack barnard

When a man takes a shit on another man, slaps it, and then licks up them mess after whilst both participants are wearing clogs
Man 1: Hey babe, wanna do a jack barnard?
Man 2: Sure, but let me put down a towel first because last time you stained the walls
by Rhoddy February 23, 2020
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Jack

hes a sweetheart that will treat you right and love you forever he acts out in front of his friends but when it comes down to it he chooses you over anyone else
person 1 "awww hes a cutie."
person 2 "i bet his name is jack"
by jacklover42419 November 16, 2019
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Jack is a dog

This is often a truthful statement whether talking about a canine or sapiens specimen. Jack makes a great name for man's best friend, and likewise most men named jack develop deep and irreparable trauma regarding their name being for a dog.

Male Sapien Jacks typically can be found surfing on various furry subreddits, buying leashes and collars for their owners to use on them, and in their crate when their owners decide its time for bed
Female: Hey, so is Jack a furry?

Guy: No, not really. Jack is a dog.
by The Gronchler August 26, 2025
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Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

When your friend is being a little fucker and jackass at the same exact time.
Hey Nik, put down the cream eggs and beef jerky and stop being a Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)
by joeplayz4keeps June 30, 2025
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Jack

Is a dumb boy. He is offen caught doing stupid things like jerking off in his grandma’s basement or making him self jizz everywhere until he bleeds. He is the funny friend that is often the one to be blamed for all the problems.
Police: who broke this?
Jack friends: Jack did!
by Billis stages July 4, 2024
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Jack N Snack

After a long day at work you get a Boston cream donut from timmies then you microwave it stick you dick in it and it after you cum. Perfect sweet and salty combo
Jack N Snack: When you fuck a Boston cream donut then eat it:
by Snackanator January 20, 2021
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Jack

The name of a famous twitch streamer also known as PatoAU. The amount of power this man holds over people is just unimaginable.
"Is that the popular Twitch Streamer PatoAU? Please can I get your autograph!. I can already tell just by looking at you that your name is Jack"
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