Two for one deal-do

When your wife gives you a prostate massage with a sausage and feeds it to you afterwards.

My wife asked me if I wanted a prostate massage with this huge slim Jim and when I’m finished she would feed it to me. It’s a two for one deal-do

by Big guy 247 February 3, 2024

fake one

opposite of real one

you a fake one fr

by boomboomdajoomjoom November 14, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>No One Knows YOur VOice<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

One Man Joke

A delusion that only you believe. It's obvious meaning being that it is a "One Man Joke" and you are the only man that gets it.
Often said when a totally unrealistic sentence is heard and everyone there knows its a lie.

One Man Joke!, you still love him/her and we all know it

by sarflondoner December 27, 2010

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

One Or Two Momentos On One Or Two Momentos

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

One-inch grinch

Noun
A cock that is one inch long.

''Yo, Sarah knows you got a one-inch grinch''

by Hehhemaster3056 November 22, 2021