The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.
Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020

On the night of All Hallows Eve, the male proceeds to thrust a carved pumpkin onto his partners, male or female, head while participating in the act of sexual intercourse. While the male performs these tasks he must yell out "Trick or Treat."
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by CrimsoniaN69696969 June 27, 2018

a super cool guy who like video games and nice and wouldn't hurt anyone also super tall unlike Brendon c
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