Bartender: “What would you like?”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”
Customer: “I’ll go with a Jack McGuire”
Bartender: “Ah, you’re an adventurous one. Comin’ right up!”
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Get the Jack mug.jack is a very good bloke that gives me donuts every day and has a massive nose and likes to shove bateries up his asshole
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Get the Cracker-jacking-it mug.A person who needs to clean up their act. They are typically lazy, but a know it all at the same time.
Did you see that drunken boot jack trying to explain how to parallel park my car?
That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.
That boot jack over there has spilled more food on himself then has went into his mouth.
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Get the Lobby then jack mug.A 'Jack low' is similar to a body shot of Jack Daniels but instead of the shot been taken from someone's belly button, it is taken from either the woman's bum hole or vagina...
Hence the name 'jack' for Jack Daniels and 'low' because a woman's front and back bottoms are low down.
you know your at the wrong kinda party of people start doing Jack low's...
Hence the name 'jack' for Jack Daniels and 'low' because a woman's front and back bottoms are low down.
you know your at the wrong kinda party of people start doing Jack low's...
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