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send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs

sentence someone to death, ban someone or put a person in a big trouble
Manila is a capital of Philippines, a country known for their drug issues. The president of it, Rodrigo Duterte, stated that he will kill everyone who has drugs.
(on a Discord server)
user: Hey, if I will post this drawing on a server, will you send me to Manila with a bag of drugs?

(in school)
Student: the only way to change his attitude is sending him to Manila with a bag of drugs. would be nice to see this.

the only way to check how fast they will react is to send someone to Manila with a bag of drugs
by bibarelot December 6, 2018
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empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.
The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???
by QuacksO December 8, 2018
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Nit bag neil

The most Brocken kid you’ll meet he’s so clapped and thinks he’s clever he hasn’t had a shower in weeks and never takes his gay jacket iff
Oh shit there’s nit bag Neil getting plowed by spendogs
by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018
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Grocery bag

Grocery bagging is when you put your own penis into your own anas, then having your significant other hold your shaft is if it were a grocery bag
Today I held my wife chapstick in my nose, water in one and and her tampons in the other, as she grocery bagged me through the mall
by Fuckshit123 October 20, 2018
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Hoe Bag

hoe bag
Just joke around words that can be used on friends can also mean your the biggest slut ever
by Xbl.Person November 2, 2018
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bag of spiders

Just imagine someone holding a bag of spider, it doesn’t make sense
by Omgalltheusernamesaretaken November 5, 2018
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bag in bed

The art of doing copious amounts of cocaine in bed. More specifically, when fucking doggie style, throwing a large amount on the pillow for your partner and on his or her back for yourself!
When at the club you turn to your friend Kristina and say, “bag in bed”? Kristina replies, “oh yea Justin”!

Hey, how was last night? You reply, “bag in bed”!

Most frequently phrased, “Bag in bed”?
by TingTangWallaWallaBingBang November 6, 2018
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