one of those days

when you've drunk so much you transpire acid the next day and resent looking in the mirror to see the regret in your eyes.

"oh it's one of those days. demon days. we'll get over them."

by Krkič July 29, 2019

One Eye’d Pirate

Just as you are about to blow a load while having sex ( kick your partner in the shin of the leg and nut in one of her eyes) They should then jump up and down on one leg and cover the eye with one hand

While having sex with her I was able to give her, she got mad after performing the one eye’d pirate

by Medix457 April 7, 2022

One hand Jackson

Masturbating

"My mom caught me pitching a one hand Jackson."

by gayboyadvance March 4, 2015

This year is another boring one

Just you wait and see…nothing’s gonna happen this year… I’ll just be waiting for nothing…

It’s gonna be another boring shitty year … I hate the world today.

I wish something big would happen… maybe WW3 or a gigantic stock market crash…

This year is another boring one

by Death Menace February 20, 2023

one nut wonder

The nickname of Bryce Shetter of Decatur High School, which was given to him because he only has on nut.

Hey, Tristen! What Bryce’s nickname?

You mean the One Nut Wonder

by Meat sheath February 26, 2018

ons

Acronym for one night stand

Bro: Hey gurl, you into ons?
Lady: Ew! No! Not with guys like you!!

by The3dge7 June 9, 2025

two airpods, one case

A more modern version of, “two peas in a pod.” It’s when you and another individual(s) thinking/actions are so closely related that it’s uncanny.

We both wanted to get them a fruit basket for their birthday, we really are two airpods, one case!

by dona sweet November 7, 2021