Get me hard, Retard

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.

Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"

by sharu3 November 16, 2018

Let me educate ya

A quote by the AMAZING Tessa Brooks. It was featured on Jake Paul's song, Its Everyday Bro!

Tessa Brooks:Let me educate ya.
Everyone:Please be my teacher!

by DemigodWitch June 28, 2017

make me look stupid

Someone/something that makes you look less intelligent by playing with you/your feelings

Ugh! It's like he's trying to make me look stupid

by User100191 March 4, 2017

“hear me out” movie

A term pinned by Kennie J.D. in her “Bad movies and a beat” series on YouTube. The term describes movies that have such an weird premise that the movie’s existence has to have been started by one person in a group of drunk people saying “hear me out”

M: Hey have you seen Rubber?

K: No, what is it?

M: It’s the funniest “hear me out” movie I’ve ever seen

by dO I LOOK- July 25, 2021

give me my pounds

The greeting gesture of tapping fists. To punch it in. An acknowledgement of respect.

Hey, hey, sup. Give me my pounds. Wanna shoot some hoops?

by mandingoe January 18, 2005

i love me,too

I love you..too..

"I love you".
"I love me,too".

by Jade petro May 24, 2018

Stop laughing at me bitch

A phrase loudly exclaimed when a nearby mockingbird, crow, raven, or like noisy bird caws.

A bird caws nearby:

"STOP LAUGHING AT ME BITCH!"

by James Asher February 18, 2005