"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
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A cause under the thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist thuggizzle.
Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness is a cause that educates men and women on early signs of abuse.
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A cause under the thuggizzle cares umbrella that spreads awareness about domestic violence. It's been said that hip hop artist and community philanthropist Phillip Hodge also known as thuggizzle started this cause because of the abuse that he would witness his mother take on from random men.
Thuggizzle Cares Keep Your Hands Off Me Domestic Violence Awareness is a cause that educates men and women on early signs abuse.
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A quote that the red turkey from Free Birds said in which it got popular by Schaffrillas.
That’s right. We're going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get turkeys off the menu.
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Something said after watching Tommyinnit sing, dance, dab, and spell his own name wrong on stream to the song "You Reposted in The Wrong Neighborhood" by SHOKK
"2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 pls get tommyinnit off my screen," said Wilbersoot watching Tommyinnit
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008
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In the end it’s better to tell the truth despite what happens because at least you won’t have that burden.
“How am I gonna tell my mom I crashed her truck? She'll kill me!”

“Listen the truth will set you free but first it’ll piss you off. That’s apart of life.”
by Joshlerandmel February 18, 2019
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