Jack is commonly the chieftain of the tribe, an intense and glorified lover. Legends date back to the ancient Egyptians, where it was said that a Jack made cleopatra a laurel of doves so beautiful that she was satisfied just by the sight of it. Most Jack’s have a body carved from the bronze of Apollo, a physique that must have been created by 7 days in the gym 10 hours a day. Jack is one of the funniest and most kind souls you will ever meet, but don’t get on his bad side. If you ever see an angry Jack; run, or get on your knees and beg for mercy.
“Oh my god, that dude is huge, must be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
“I pulled 10 women last night, I did a Jack.”
“That guy is so ugly, must not be a Jack.”
by jackthewizard December 26, 2021
Get the Jackmug. A guy that will do anything just for your amusement. He is awesome. If you are his friend you are lucky
Anonymous: Hey Jack. Act up in class
Jack: Sure. Mr. Teacher?
Teacher: Yes
Jack: Do you know my brother Joe?
Teacher: Joe who?
Jack: Joe Mama!
Jack: Sure. Mr. Teacher?
Teacher: Yes
Jack: Do you know my brother Joe?
Teacher: Joe who?
Jack: Joe Mama!
by Matias Man January 14, 2020
Get the Jackmug. A gay or bi male of any race who has an exclusive or overwhelming sexual preference for Asian Men. Usually those who like being sexually dominated through raceplay.
by youngthirsty11 June 29, 2024
Get the Jack of Diamondsmug. by big buff man May 30, 2023
Get the jack cmug. Always looks great (especially in a Flannel shirt....) He is always the sweetest and can help you with anything. He’s patient, kind and caring. He also has the BEST music taste, and the voice of a god. He also eats grapes like a god 🍇. Don’t let a Jack go...
He is loyal and will do anything for the people he loves. 🐓💕🐙
He is loyal and will do anything for the people he loves. 🐓💕🐙
by Octogirl August 24, 2020
Get the Jackmug. by DSO Nova00 July 27, 2011
Get the Cereal Jackmug. Ah, Jack Becker. A strange man, that's certain.
You could probably find a 'Jack Becker' being a nerd, perhaps in a library, reading a book, or doing some ancient history stuff.
his ability to repel women to such a great extent is both surprising and impressive
You could probably find a 'Jack Becker' being a nerd, perhaps in a library, reading a book, or doing some ancient history stuff.
his ability to repel women to such a great extent is both surprising and impressive
Person 1: "Hey were is Jack Becker"
Person 2: "I don't know, probably at a museum"
Jack Becker: "Plutarch is actually a bibliographer, not a historian"
Person 2: "I don't know, probably at a museum"
Jack Becker: "Plutarch is actually a bibliographer, not a historian"
by Bigboibenboats July 25, 2023
Get the Jack Beckermug.