n. an event when a married person prevents a single friend(s) from hooking up.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
n. person that is married and hates to see their single friends getting some.
v. for a married person to cause interference to a single friend(s), causing that single individual to not get the booty.
Things were going great with her until my married buddy came over, sat down and pulled out the married cock block on me.
by Who do you see? C-E-B August 23, 2007
Get the married cock block mug.sex move used by a male to pleasure two females at the same time. have the two females face away from you, one in the front and one in the back. place a strap on dildo backwards so that it is facing the girl behind you and also erect the penis towards the front girl. then rock from back to forward once every second.
when one finds themselves in the middle of a threesome and out of ideas, it would be wise to wip out The Ole Grandfather Cock.
by DJCondor July 10, 2012
Get the The Ole Grandfather Cock mug.by streetballer908 July 26, 2004
Get the biggest cock ever mug.by dingle berry bandit August 18, 2005
Get the cock-to-you-later mug.I'm setting at my computer and yell "honey get me something to drink" He leaves the room returns with my drink and places it on the desk.I assume he goes back to whatever it was he was doing and all of a sudden from out of nowhere Wham a "Fly-by-cock-in-the-eye.I'm left digging my contact out of my eye socket while he's running through the house giggling in utter triumph.
by Misty Griffith & Steph Dials April 2, 2009
Get the fly-by-cock-in-the-eye mug.The Cock and Ball Torture (Or CBT for short) is a German pornogrind band, formed in 1997. This is not to be confused with the sadomasochistic practice of penile punishment. They have the best grooves of any pornogrind band ever. Period. Hits include "Supreme Genital Goddess", "Enema Bulldozer", and "Fat Sex Mama".
Jim: Hey did you go to that grind festival in Berlin?
Steven: Yeah man, I saw the Cock and Ball Torture! They kicked ass!
Steven: Yeah man, I saw the Cock and Ball Torture! They kicked ass!
by The Viper 12345 April 24, 2013
Get the Cock and Ball Torture mug.