Avacado nigga penis

A fucking dumbass virgin with no bitches, ANP for short.

Shut up you avacado nigga penis or AVP

by splorg September 19, 2025

Plank level penis

When you hear a car or motorcycle rev their engine, you know they must be compensating for something.

He’s revving his engine, he must have a plank level penis.

by ChristianinCalifornia April 27, 2025

Stage 4 penis cancer

when u clapped as shit, and you're on your last straw might as well just get stage 4 penis cancer, it defines itself really

Retardecai : DUDE MY BARBER FUCKED UP MY HAIR YESTERDAY CUS OF MY PARENTS WISHES, I LOOK LIKE LLOYD CHRISTMAS FROM DUMB AND DUMBER

Nigby : Damn bro you def look like you're mentally ill

Retardecai : yeah, I got stage 4 penis cancer

by Wang leeeeehom October 29, 2025

St hope penis crusher

the form of letting 322 boys drip all they semen into one cinnamon toast crunch bowl and letting a girl eat the whole bowl clean off the spot

mell really did the st hope penis crusher shes a pRO

by Theredyellowfaggottoucher January 11, 2026

F.l.o.o.r Big Penis

Fat Long Outrageously Oversized Ridiculously Big Penis

Emin; "damn my girl says she only fuck w dudes w F.l.o.o.r Big Penises good thing i got one"
Random guy; " must be that muscle milk

by Pharmesuticals May 18, 2020

Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis

A very very very very small penis

Wow that’s a Micro Micro Micro Really Tiny Penis.

by GuyMontagFourFiveOne October 24, 2022

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis

1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss

by Jimuder Johnson July 16, 2023