jack ruwald

jack ruwald is the hottest and most sexist guy ever. he is the next big thing. he will be a very famous broadway actor in the near future and a TV and film actor. he has 0 friends except himself. overall jack is the most amazing guy ever. he is so nice and everyone loves him. sike

guy: he have you heard about jack ruwald?
girl: yeah, my butthole is still aching from his BBC!

by furry goals 123 September 16, 2020

Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND

Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself

by H0tsexyMonkeh February 08, 2024

Jack Schaffner

A giraffe who's taken human form

Oh no it's a Jack Schaffner

by im_gr1zz November 12, 2020

Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way

I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away

by Jackywacky12 September 24, 2020

jack lindberg

a little simp with ginger pubes who everyone loves because he has 3 girlfriends

Jack lindberg is being defined as a simp who’s really good at bribing year 12s for a suss

by jackywacky13 September 24, 2020

Jack Elliott

Jack is a very smart man with a very small weenie. He enjoys basketball baseball reading and loving Valorie Ford but not admitting to this. He also wants to go to prom with her but is a baby and won’t ask. (He is also racist and an anti semite)

Jack Elliott is a baby

by Jack Sheldon March 24, 2022

Jack's Crazy Beard

The kind of beard you get when you come back from the secret island and go a little crazy and start listening to Nirvana really loud while driving around in a van.

Damn dude, where have you been? You've got a serious Jack's Crazy Beard going on! Also, nice van.

by Malachi Constant April 13, 2019