straight girl syndrome

straight girls whom are creeped out by guys simply due to not being attractive enough

That bitch blocked me because I wasn't as handsome as that D-bag. She should be checked for Straight Girl Syndrome.

by suck_my_d33 July 14, 2021

female syndrome moshup

When you make a word on urban dictionary to throwing shade at a fling and get caught.

"Serena just found my definition on urban dictionary!"
"oh shit this is a female syndrome moshup"

by fuckCooperlover1 June 13, 2023

Stank booty syndrome

When your booty stinks so bad you can smell it from a mile away

1st person: dang what stank so bad
2Nd person: probably lil ryry with her stank booty syndrome
1st person: ewwww she needs to leave the room

by StankBootySyndrom123 June 14, 2023

Yellow Filter Syndrome

A phenomenon that white, uneducated, and western civilization portrays where they have the general idea that the Middle East is just a war zone plagued with poverty and camels.

Dates back to the yellow colored filter western media uses when portraying the Middle East in movies and TV shows.

American: did you go to school on a camel

Middle Eastern: your yellow filter syndrome is showing

by Hugo4727288283 November 26, 2021

Holland Denial Syndrome

A roommate who sleeps with every woman he possibly can, including 30 year old ex wives(which have 2 kids), too total up the amount of people slept with above the 30 mark. He then denies the fact that he could have an STD and refuses to get tested for it. Thus making all of his other roommates wash there hands in an over excessive manner to avoid any kind of contact.

Andrew: “So Holland, how many women have you been with?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”

The next day…..

Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”

P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..

by Matt Spangler January 25, 2008

Toxic Cock Syndrome

When your boyfriend wants to have sex thirty times in one day, you get Toxic Cock Syndrome.

Would you get that thing away from me, I've already got toxic cock syndrome.

by goofilicious August 14, 2011

small dick syndrome

What many men experience, causing many men to be and act in toxic and aggressive manners.

Everyone knows that they cannot change parts of their body in any meaningful way, so men born with small penises will try to shape the world into something that makes them feel bigger.

Many men with Small Dick Syndrome develop hatred for women, hatred for more successful men, become obsessed with money, join the military or the police force, etc.

That's my cousin Mike. He does MMA, is a former Marine, a cop, is racist, always on edge, angry and violent. He's never had a woman genuinely want him, and he can't get over his first time with a girl, when she laughed at his penis and walked out.

Oh, so he's just got small dick syndrome.

by RealityForRealists May 1, 2021